Making fun of bebe is entirely too easy. Fortunately, I have low standards.
So...does she need help with all that heavy lifting she's doing? I'm good with loveseats and small appliances.
"A silhouette of mysterious trees decorate the soft silk of an enchanting halter top." Sometimes this stuff writes itself.
Ok, Joey Lawrence of TV'S Blossom.
If J. Lo decided to be in a period piece in 1999, it probably would have looked a lot like this. Oh, what could have been.