Fixing Clothes

I really liked the colors and pattern.

But there was smocking in the middle and an ugly belt.

I cut out all of the elastic and burned the belt and, look, now it's wearable. High five.

The Greatest Duo of All Time

Do you want to know what the greatest duo of all time is?

Sequins and power shoulders!!!

Sarah, is that a greater duo than peanut butter and jelly? YES.

Sarah, is that a greater duo than Batman and Robin? YES.

Sarah, are you trying to tell me that it's a greater duo than Hall and Oates? YES.


Sequins and power shoulders. They will save us all. Stylishly.

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